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marisatomay:

garashirs:
garashirs:
garashirs:
garashirs:
victorian shitposting
op literally has cholera but go off i guess
when she sends ankle pics
to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand evolutionary theory
when the 2 year mourning period for her husband, who’s untimely death you arranged, is finally over

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anachronisticautumn:

I’m not leaving tumblr until it’s literally unusable because

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orangelemonart:

orangelemonart:
So apparently tumblr is using that AI that mistakes sand dunes and pigs for porn because they are read as white/east asian skin tones but can’t identify dark skin well or desaturated skin at all so you know what that means
yall i made that shit up about the desaturated skin just to make this joke. Its probably true because of the records of how AIs like this are bad at recognizing any skin that isn’t
because of what images the AI are fed while learning, but i cant confirm cause i didnt fact check my homestuck tumblr jokes sorry

fartgallery:

uncreativelex:
drkshdwbnch:
big bear titties. big bear titties.
burn my eyes out
hey you cant show bear nipples on here anymore

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yoranced:

outofmymindbebacklater:
an-airbender-named-aang:
book 1 sokka: if she breathe, she a thot
book 3 sokka: my gf can kICK YOUR ASS
So yes, Zuko’s character development was amazing but we CANNOT ignore the fact that Sokka went from a sexist dudebro to someone who liVEs on respect women juice
suki whipped that man into shape and it was so fun to watch

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raptorific:

the-privateer:
raptorific:
This is my first playthrough and I’m not only sure this girl did this murder in this game but I’m starting to suspect she did lots of other murders in this and other games and also in real life
bitch you have NO idea!
I’ve since completed this game and I gotta say I’m pretty sure this demon shot JFK in real life

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revolution-z:

Mental health professionals: hitting your kids increases the risk of mental illness and could make them more aggressive in adult life
Some guy with 3 aggrevated assault arrests and a drinking problem: well my parents beat me and I turned out fine y’all are a bunch of snowflakes

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commandershepardvasfuckit:

linnythealien:
Unlike many other languages, both second/third person singular/plural pronouns are the same in English!
We have both a singular and plural “you” and “they”
If you’re not also going to complain about plural you, ya don’t get to complain about singular they.
Plus, I bet you use the singular they all the time
“Has the mailman come yet?” “No, they haven’t”
You’re not worried about grammar, ya’ll just want to hate on nb people for no reason

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cofficionado:

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